For most men life is a search for the proper manila envelope in which to get themselves filed.
Maybe they were terrorists!
Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
Let us so live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
The Americans have need of the telephone, but we do not. We have plenty of messenger boys.
I wanted to flag you down because my friend was bleeding. Someone stabbed him."
Love yourself first and everything else falls into line. You really have to love yourself to get anything done in this world.