Before you do anything, think. If you do something to try and impress someone, to be loved, accepted or even to get someone's attention, stop and think. So many people are busy trying to create an image, they die in the process.
One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.
If there is one thing worse than being an ugly duckling in a house of swans, it's having the swans pretend there's no difference.
History is indeed little more than the register of the crimes, follies and misfortunes of mankind.
The car skidded to a stop just in front of me, and I jumped back and lost my balance and ended up on the road.
Humor is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor; for a subject which will not bear raillery is suspicious, and a jest which will not bear serious examination is false wit.
People fail forward to success.