Health consists of having the same diseases as one's neighbors.
It is wonderful how quickly you get used to things, even the most astonishing.
Turn the world over on its side and everything loose will land in Los Angeles.
Cheerfulness, it would appear, is a matter which depends fully as much on the state of things within, as on the state of things without and around us.
Above all things, never be afraid. The enemy who forces you to retreat is himself afraid of you at that very moment.
The Americans have need of the telephone, but we do not. We have plenty of messenger boys.
Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy.