Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law?
It is wonderful how quickly you get used to things, even the most astonishing.
The first duty of a revolutionary is to get away with it.
You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is an ocean; if a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty.
I never know how much of what I say is true.
Most folks are about as happy as they make up their minds to be.
Things are only impossible until they're not.