The toughest question has always been, "How do you get your ideas?" How do you answer that? It's like asking runners how they run, or singers how they sing. They just do it!
'Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today.' Under the influence of this pestilent morality, I am forever letting tomorrow's work slop backwards into today's, and doing painfully and nervously today what I could do quickly and easily tomorrow.
He who will not reason is a bigot; he who cannot is a fool; and he who dares not is a slave.
I am careful not to confuse excellence with perfection. Excellence, I can reach for; perfection is God's business.
Nobody can be exactly like me. Sometimes even I have trouble doing it.
Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.
I wrote myself a check for ten million dollars for acting services rendered and dated it Thanksgiving 1995. I put it in my wallet and it deteriorated. And then, just before Thanksgiving 1995, I found out I was going to make ten million dollars for Dumb & Dumber. I put that check in the casket with my father because it was our dream together.