Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room.
I'm glad I didn't have to fight in any war. I'm glad I didn't have to pick up a gun. I'm glad I didn't get killed or kill somebody. I hope my kids enjoy the same lack of manhood.
What makes the engine go? Desire, desire, desire.
It's wonderful what we can do if we're always doing.
The problem is never how to get new, innovative thoughts into your mind, but how to get old ones out. Every mind is a building filled with archaic furniture. Clean out a corner of your mind and creativity will instantly fill it.
Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life.
Misquotations are the only quotations that are never misquoted.