Know, first, who you are; and then adorn yourself accordingly.
Humor is also a way of saying something serious.
It is a good rule in life never to apologize. The right sort of people do not want apologies, and the wrong sort take a mean advantage of them.
Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions.
Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.
Love is the ability and willingness to allow those that you care for to be what they choose for themselves without any insistence that they satisfy you.