The truth is always a compound of two half- truths, and you never reach it, because there is always something more to say.
On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily lying down.
He who boasts of his ancestry is praising the deeds of another.
Worries go down better with soup than without.
My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.
To be able to fill leisure intelligently is the last product of civilization, and at present very few people have reached this level.
Act as if it were impossible to fail.