Terrorists killed a lot fewer people than bathroom falls and accidental electrocutions.
Speak properly, and in as few words as you can, but always plainly; for the end of speech is not ostentation, but to be understood.
It had only one fault. It was kind of lousy.
If you refuse to be made straight when you are green, you will not be made straight when you are dry.
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Is love supposed to last throughout all time, or is it like trains changing at random stops. If I loved her, how could I leave her? If I felt that way then, how come I don't feel anything now?
I was sick of cars driving right past me.