I believe that every now and then it is important to laugh at ourselves and take a lighter approach to our life conditions.
Is there life before death?
In America, they want you to accomplish these great feats, to pull off these David Copperfield-type stunts. You want me to be great, but you don't ever want me to say I'm great?
It is your work in life that is the ultimate seduction.
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Above all things, never be afraid. The enemy who forces you to retreat is himself afraid of you at that very moment.
You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is an ocean; if a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty.