Think of life as a terminal illness, because, if you do, you will live it with joy and passion, as it ought to be lived.
A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read.
Keep on going and the chances are you will stumble on something, perhaps when you are least expecting it. I have never heard of anyone stumbling on something sitting down.
Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.
Sack over my head and cinched it tight around my windpipe.
If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like.
I shouted, and earned a hard thump on my head for my trouble.