Humor is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor; for a subject which will not bear raillery is suspicious, and a jest which will not bear serious examination is false wit.
I was sick of cars driving right past me.
The world tolerates conceit from those who are successful, but not from anybody else.
The most erroneous stories are those we think we know best - and therefore never scrutinize or question.
People everywhere confuse what they read in newspapers with news.
The gambling known as business looks with austere disfavor upon the business known as gambling.
The average person thinks he isn't.