Go through your phone book, call people and ask them to drive you to the airport. The ones who will drive you are your true friends. The rest aren't bad people; they're just acquaintances.
To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer.
Be a good listener. Your ears will never get you in trouble.
I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours.
Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.
It is a good rule in life never to apologize. The right sort of people do not want apologies, and the wrong sort take a mean advantage of them.
Feet, why do I need them if I have wings to fly?