I wrote myself a check for ten million dollars for acting services rendered and dated it Thanksgiving 1995. I put it in my wallet and it deteriorated. And then, just before Thanksgiving 1995, I found out I was going to make ten million dollars for Dumb & Dumber. I put that check in the casket with my father because it was our dream together.
Newspapermen learn to call a murderer 'an alleged murderer' and the King of England 'the alleged King of England' to avoid libel suits.
When you make a world tolerable for yourself, you make a world tolerable for others.
The 'Net is a waste of time, and that's exactly what's right about it.
Good judgment comes from experience, and experience comes from bad judgment.
I feel very strongly that change is good because it stirs up the system.
He who labors diligently need never despair; for all things are accomplished by diligence and labor.