Never be a cynic, even a gentle one. Never help out a sneer, even at the devil.
Bear in mind that you should conduct yourself in life as at a feast.
The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.
Results! Why, man, I have gotten a lot of results. I know several thousand things that won't work.
Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half the time.
You can learn as much - or more - from one glance at a private space as you can from hours of exposure to a public face.
There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all.