We have too many high sounding words, and too few actions that correspond with them.
In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
It pays to be obvious, especially if you have a reputation for subtlety.
If there's one thing I know it's God does love a good joke.
Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
You can't deny laughter. When it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants.
Starting with getting run down by a drunk burning his way down Valencia -- that were infinitely more likely and immediate than terrorists.