Inspiration does exist, but it must find you working.
Cheese - milk's leap toward immortality.
The best thing to give to your enemy is forgiveness; to an opponent, tolerance; to a friend, your heart; to your child, a good example; to a father, deference; to your mother, conduct that will make her proud of you; to yourself, respect; to all men, charity.
As long as you derive inner help and comfort from anything, keep it.
Famous remarks are very seldom quoted correctly.
You must not think me necessarily foolish because I am facetious, nor will I consider you necessarily wise because you are grave.
The louder he talked of his honor, the faster we counted our spoons.