One of the best rules in conversation is, never to say a thing which any of the company can reasonably wish had been left unsaid.
My philosophy is that not only are you responsible for your life, but doing the best at this moment puts you in the best place for the next moment.
The better part of valor is discretion, in the which better part I have saved my life.
When someone does something good, applaud! You will make two people happy.
The trouble with our times is that the future is not what it used to be.
We don't get offered crises, they arrive.
Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law?