After I'm dead I'd rather have people ask why I have no monument than why I have one.
I don't mind what language an opera is sung in so long as it is a language I don't understand.
You never know how a horse will pull until you hook him up to a heavy load.
You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing.
Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic.
Van was screaming something and Jolu was shouting and I looked at them for a second and that was when someone put a coarse.
We've got to get my friend to a hospital --"