The most erroneous stories are those we think we know best - and therefore never scrutinize or question.
The man who has nothing to boast of but his illustrious ancestry is like the potato - the best part under ground.
If the only prayer you ever say in your whole life is "thank you," that would suffice.
Having a holiday weekend without a family member felt like putting on a sweater that had an extra arm.
I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me.
'Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today.' Under the influence of this pestilent morality, I am forever letting tomorrow's work slop backwards into today's, and doing painfully and nervously today what I could do quickly and easily tomorrow.
For me, it's that I contributed, ... That I'm on this planet doing some good and making people happy. That's to me the most important thing, that my hour of television is positive and upbeat and an antidote for all the negative stuff going on in life.