No man remains quite what he was when he recognizes himself.
The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.
I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks.
I shouted, and earned a hard thump on my head for my trouble.
There is an applause superior to that of the multitudes: one's own.
There are plenty of good five-cent cigars in the country. The trouble is they cost a quarter. What this country needs is a good five-cent nickel.
Intimacy is what makes a marriage, not a ceremony, not a piece of paper from the state.