I wrote myself a check for ten million dollars for acting services rendered and dated it Thanksgiving 1995. I put it in my wallet and it deteriorated. And then, just before Thanksgiving 1995, I found out I was going to make ten million dollars for Dumb & Dumber. I put that check in the casket with my father because it was our dream together.
Be honorable yourself if you wish to associate with honorable people.
Let us so live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
Why do writers write? Because it isn't there.
A writer is a person for whom writing is more difficult than it is for other people.
Illusions are art, for the feeling person, and it is by art that you live, if you do.
My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.