The truth is always a compound of two half- truths, and you never reach it, because there is always something more to say.
Humor is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor; for a subject which will not bear raillery is suspicious, and a jest which will not bear serious examination is false wit.
Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes.
When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.
Sometime they'll give a war and nobody will come.
Over the years your bodies become walking autobiographies, telling friends and strangers alike of the minor and major stresses of your lives.
My father hated radio and could not wait for television to be invented so he could hate that too.