Humor is also a way of saying something serious.
Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions.
A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.
Love yourself first and everything else falls into line. You really have to love yourself to get anything done in this world.
Sometime they'll give a war and nobody will come.
Van's sweater was soaked in blood.
Keep true to the dreams of thy youth.