If there is one thing worse than being an ugly duckling in a house of swans, it's having the swans pretend there's no difference.
Let us so live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
A man is too apt to forget that in this world he cannot have everything. A choice is all that is left him.
At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second glass. The refill contained the antidote.
Jealousy is all the fun you think they had.
Life isn't fair. It's just fairer than death, that's all.