I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me they are wonderful things for other people to go on.
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
We thought, because we had power, we had wisdom.
Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
I believe that all government is evil, and that trying to improve it is largely a waste of time.
Never let the demands of tomorrow interfere with the pleasures and excitement of today.
Misquotations are the only quotations that are never misquoted.