The strongest possible piece of advice I would give any young woman is: Don't screw around, and don't smoke.
To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer.
A billion here, a billion there, pretty soon it adds up to real money.
Reveal not every secret you have to a friend, for how can you tell but that friend may hereafter become an enemy. And bring not all mischief you are able to upon an enemy, for he may one day become your friend.
The great art of giving consists in this: the gift should cost very little and yet be greatly coveted, so that it may be the more highly appreciated.
Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking.
The perfect bureaucrat everywhere is the man who manages to make no decisions and escape all responsibility.