Cheese - milk's leap toward immortality.
I phoned my dad to tell him I had stopped smoking. He called me a quitter.
As soon as you trust yourself, you will know how to live.
Humor is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor; for a subject which will not bear raillery is suspicious, and a jest which will not bear serious examination is false wit.
A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together can decide that nothing can be done.
When you close your doors, and make darkness within, remember never to say that you are alone, for you are not alone; nay, God is within, and your genius is within. And what need have they of light to see what you are doing?
I never met anybody who said when they were a kid, "I wanna grow up and be a critic."