It is nobler to declare oneself wrong than to insist on being right - especially when one is right.
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
Van was screaming something and Jolu was shouting and I looked at them for a second and that was when someone put a coarse.
The man who has nothing to boast of but his illustrious ancestry is like the potato - the best part under ground.
He who laughs, lasts!
What's another word for Thesaurus?
Humor is also a way of saying something serious.