There is a great deal of difference between an eager man who wants to read a book and the tired man who wants a book to read.
I didn't even breathe.
The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.
It's not the hours you put in your work that counts, it's the work you put in the hours.
I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversation.
Life isn't fair. It's just fairer than death, that's all.
Worries go down better with soup than without.