Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch.
If there's one thing I know it's God does love a good joke.
Learn to get in touch with the silence within yourself and know that everything in this life has a purpose.
To repeat what others have said, requires education; to challenge it, requires brains.
Exercise ferments the humors, casts them into their proper channels, throws off redundancies, and helps nature in those secret distributions, without which the body cannot subsist in its vigor, nor the soul act with cheerfulness.
An idealist is one who, on noticing that a rose smells better than a cabbage, concludes that it will also make better soup.
Editor: a person employed by a newspaper, whose business it is to separate the wheat from the chaff, and to see that the chaff is printed.