There are plenty of good five-cent cigars in the country. The trouble is they cost a quarter. What this country needs is a good five-cent nickel.
You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans.
In real life, unlike in Shakespeare, the sweetness of the rose depends upon the name it bears. Things are not only what they are. They are, in very important respects, what they seem to be.
God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
Life is consciousness.
The man who has nothing to boast of but his illustrious ancestry is like the potato - the best part under ground.
It's a rare person who wants to hear what he doesn't want to hear.