Man is only miserable so far as he thinks himself so.
You cannot be mad at somebody who makes you laugh - it's as simple as that.
In America, through pressure of conformity, there is freedom of choice, but nothing to choose from.
I never vote for anyone; I always vote against.
Love is, above all else, the gift of oneself.
Nothing in the world can take the place of Persistence. Talent will not; nothing is more common than unsuccessful men with talent. Genius will not; unrewarded genius is almost a proverb. Education will not; the world is full of educated derelicts. Persistence and determination alone are omnipotent. The slogan 'Press On' has solved and always will solve the problems of the human race.
Ordinarily he was insane, but he had lucid moments when he was merely stupid.