Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.
If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk?
The louder he talked of his honor, the faster we counted our spoons.
A physicist is an atom's way of knowing about atoms.
Peace is when time doesn't matter as it passes by.
Never feel self-pity, the most destructive emotion there is. How awful to be caught up in the terrible squirrel cage of self.
Never make a defense or an apology until you are accused.