Be more prompt to go to a friend in adversity than in prosperity.
Good taste is the enemy of comedy.
Make a decision, even if it's wrong.
I don't own a cell phone or a pager. I just hang around everyone I know, all the time. If someone wants to get a hold of me, they just say 'Mitch,' and I say 'what?' and turn my head slightly.
If your daily life seems poor, do not blame it; blame yourself, tell yourself that you are not poet enough to call forth its riches.
Hollywood is a place where they place you under contract instead of under observation.
Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them.