When the gods wish to punish us, they answer our prayers.
I like weights. You know where you stand with them. Well, sometimes you're lying under them, trying not to let them crush you, but you see, you KNOW they'd crush you if they could. There's honesty.
I phoned my dad to tell him I had stopped smoking. He called me a quitter.
The only difference between a rut and a grave... is in their dimensions.
Be thou the first true merit to befriend, his praise is lost who stays till all commend.
Silence is one of the hardest arguments to refute.
The art of dining well is no slight art, the pleasure not a slight pleasure.