Income tax returns are the most imaginative fiction being written today.
Starting with getting run down by a drunk burning his way down Valencia -- that were infinitely more likely and immediate than terrorists.
Speak properly, and in as few words as you can, but always plainly; for the end of speech is not ostentation, but to be understood.
The next time a car appeared down Market Street, I stepped right out into the road, waving my arms over my head, shouting.
The gambling known as business looks with austere disfavor upon the business known as gambling.
The man who has nothing to boast of but his illustrious ancestry is like the potato - the best part under ground.
There were millions of ways that the world could kill me.