The average person thinks he isn't.
History is indeed little more than the register of the crimes, follies and misfortunes of mankind.
The best of us must sometimes eat our words.
The better part of valor is discretion, in the which better part I have saved my life.
As a well-spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death.
What is the use of a house if you haven't got a tolerable planet to put it on?
A hypocrite is a person who--but who isn't?