They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad to realize that I'm going to miss mine by just a few days.
The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.
God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
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Whenever you have an efficient government you have a dictatorship.
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Nor do not saw the air too much with your hand, thus, but use all gently. For in the very torrent, tempest, and as I may say, whirlwind of passion, you must acquire and beget a temperance that may give it smoothness.