A neurosis is a secret that you don't know you are keeping.
You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans.
Without the capacity to provide its own information, the mind drifts into randomness.
I never know how much of what I say is true.
Seize opportunity by the beard, for it is bald behind.
Do not believe that he who seeks to comfort you lives untroubled among the simple and quiet words that sometimes do you good. His life has much difficulty... Were it otherwise he would never have been able to find those words.
One thing I've learned in all these years is not to make love when you really don't feel it; there's probably nothing worse you can do to yourself than that.