I never know how much of what I say is true.
Turn the world over on its side and everything loose will land in Los Angeles.
Eat a third and drink a third and leave the remaining third of your stomach empty. Then, when you get angry, there will be sufficient room for your rage.
There is an evil tendency underlying all our technology - the tendency to do what is reasonable even when it isn't any good.
Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.
The two symbols of the Republican Party: an elephant, and a big fat white guy who is threatened by change.
Don't ever take a fence down until you know the reason it was put up.