All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring.
He will always be a slave who does not know how to live upon a little.
Newspapermen learn to call a murderer 'an alleged murderer' and the King of England 'the alleged King of England' to avoid libel suits.
I believe that every now and then it is important to laugh at ourselves and take a lighter approach to our life conditions.
None are so busy as the fool and knave.
All movements go too far.
It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.