If you're trying to take a roomful of people by surprise, it's a lot easier to hit your targets if you don't yell going through the door.
When all is said and done, the weather and love are the two elements about which one can never be sure.
I was gratified to be able to answer promptly. I said I don't know.
God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
We are inclined to believe those whom we do not know because they have never deceived us.
A large income is the best recipe for happiness I ever heard of.
All human situations have their inconveniences. We feel those of the present but neither see nor feel those of the future; and hence we often make troublesome changes without amendment, and frequently for the worse.