Laughing is the sensation of feeling good all over and showing it principally in one spot.
Why do writers write? Because it isn't there.
A man is too apt to forget that in this world he cannot have everything. A choice is all that is left him.
Anger is never without Reason, but seldom with a good One.
Cheese - milk's leap toward immortality.
I shouted, and earned a hard thump on my head for my trouble.
The toughest thing about success is that you've got to keep on being a success. Talent is only a starting point in this business. You've got to keep on working that talent. Someday I'll reach for it and it won't be there.