Vegetarianism is harmless enough, though it is apt to fill a man with wind and self-righteousness.
Everybody likes a kidder, but nobody lends him money.
Nothing is so good for an ignorant man as silence; and if he was sensible of this he would not be ignorant.
Oh, I don't blame Congress. If I had $600 billion at my disposal, I'd be irresponsible, too.
So many of our dreams at first seem impossible, then they seem improbable, and then, when we summon the will, they soon become inevitable.
The charity that hastens to proclaim its good deeds, ceases to be charity, and is only pride and ostentation.
Go through your phone book, call people and ask them to drive you to the airport. The ones who will drive you are your true friends. The rest aren't bad people; they're just acquaintances.