There is still a difference between something and nothing, but it is purely geometrical and there is nothing behind the geometry.
Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist.
The happiest is the person who suffers the least pain; the most miserable who enjoys the least pleasure.
By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play at it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read "President Can't Swim".
There is nothing more dreadful than imagination without taste.