I gathered we were headed over Nob Hill, and from the angle, it seemed we were taking one of the steeper routes.
One of the best rules in conversation is, never to say a thing which any of the company can reasonably wish had been left unsaid.
You may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you don't try.
All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring.
Go through your phone book, call people and ask them to drive you to the airport. The ones who will drive you are your true friends. The rest aren't bad people; they're just acquaintances.
There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all.
Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law?