Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
If the only prayer you ever say in your whole life is "thank you," that would suffice.
You always pass failure on the way to success.
There ain't no free lunches in this country. And don't go spending your whole life commiserating that you got raw deals. You've got to say, 'I think that if I keep working at this and want it bad enough I can have it.'
The mellow sweetness of pumpkin pie off a prison spoon is something you will never forget.
I hope that when I die, people say about me, 'Boy, that guy sure owed me a lot of money.'
It's very hard to take yourself too seriously when you look at the world from outer space.