If there's one thing I know it's God does love a good joke.
Nothing is so good for an ignorant man as silence; and if he was sensible of this he would not be ignorant.
Hollywood is a place where they place you under contract instead of under observation.
Worries go down better with soup than without.
Never let the demands of tomorrow interfere with the pleasures and excitement of today.
I heard them shouting through the muffling canvas of the bag, and then I was being impersonally hauled to my feet by my wrists, my arms wrenched up behind my back, my shoulders screaming.
A neurosis is a secret that you don't know you are keeping.