Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch.
Art is either plagiarism or revolution.
Try to put your happiness before anyone else's, because you may never have done so in your entire life, if you really think about it, if you are really honest with yourself.
Eat a third and drink a third and leave the remaining third of your stomach empty. Then, when you get angry, there will be sufficient room for your rage.
It is easier to exclude harmful passions than to rule them, and to deny them admittance than to control them after they have been admitted.
We may not imagine how our lives could be more frustrating and complex--but Congress can.
By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
It pays to be obvious, especially if you have a reputation for subtlety.
The roses, the lovely notes, the dining and dancing are all welcome and splendid. But when the Godiva is gone, the gift of real love is having someone who'll go the distance with you. Someone who, when the wedding day limo breaks down, is willing to share a seat on the bus.
I looked up and saw a bunch of military-looking guys in coveralls, holding big, bulky rifles and wearing hooded gas masks with tinted face-plates.
You must not think me necessarily foolish because I am facetious, nor will I consider you necessarily wise because you are grave.
After the last of 16 mounting screws has been removed from an access cover, it will be discovered that the wrong access cover has been removed.
There is only one thing a philosopher can be relied upon to do, and that is to contradict other philosophers.
Inside myself is a place where I live all alone and that's where you renew your springs that never dry up.
What if this weren't a hypothetical question?
I opened my mouth, then shut it, then, very slowly, I held my hands up in front of me.
It's the opinion of some that crops could be grown on the moon. Which raises the fear that it may not be long before we're paying somebody not to.
She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.
I think it is good that books still exist, but they do make me sleepy.
Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all other countries because you were born in it.
Even the best of friends need time apart.
Post je objavljen 20.08.2010. u 00:19 sati.